Sunday, March 06, 2005

Aunt Dakota is mean.

I just don't understand it. Why did they have to bring home the big black monster they call Dakota, when they already had me! I can understand letting Stewart be my new cousin since he doesnt live at Momma and Daddy's house, but everytime we go there, Dakota's still there! She just doesnt seem to know when she isnt wanted. I keep trying to give her the hint by jumping on her and biting her, but nooo, she has to stay around to antagonize me. She's so big i'm afraid she's going to hurt my Mommy. The other night I thought Dakota and Mommy were just playing, so I was watching Momma cook (she you-shu-uhh-lee gives me some!) when Dakota started growling and I was sooo scared she was going to hurt my mommy, i had to attack her! A-parent-lee they thought i just wanted to hurt her for no reason, because i got in trouble again. I dont understand, everything was just fine! Maybe i should dig a hole big enough for her and let her run away. hmm...

5:25 PM